The doctor was kind enough to allow me to keep my pants on at this morning's appointment, so I have nothing to report for Dilation Watch 2005. I'm fairly certain that nothing's happening anyway, but the news is that as of Saturday, I am technically full-term!
In other news, I have a request for the Spanish-speaking population of the Dallas-Ft. Worth metroplex. Please, for the love of god, stop calling our house in the middle of the night. I am not kidding when I say that we receive weekly middle of the night phone calls, usually between midnight and 3:00 a.m., and they are always in Spanish. Which, as you can imagine, only intensifies the groggy oh-my-god-who-died confusion that middle of the night phone calls always inspire.
BK has left my ass and departed for a recruiting trip to Charlottesville, VA. I hope he enjoys getting to watch the leaves turn as I sit down here in the 100-degree heat. Nothing says fall like oppressive heat and humidity!
What do we think of the fall television lineup so far, internets? I have asked TiVo to record a number of new offerings, and so far all of them have been god-awful except for that Earl show on NBC, which we watched last night. It was funny! Do yourself a favor and stay the fuck away from the Doogie Howser show, as well as the Chris O’Donnell lawyer show. Both stinky as a diaper full of shrimp. We'll see how Martha fares this evening ... and ... new season of Lost begins.
Who needs BK when you have TiVo!
In other news, I have a request for the Spanish-speaking population of the Dallas-Ft. Worth metroplex. Please, for the love of god, stop calling our house in the middle of the night. I am not kidding when I say that we receive weekly middle of the night phone calls, usually between midnight and 3:00 a.m., and they are always in Spanish. Which, as you can imagine, only intensifies the groggy oh-my-god-who-died confusion that middle of the night phone calls always inspire.
BK has left my ass and departed for a recruiting trip to Charlottesville, VA. I hope he enjoys getting to watch the leaves turn as I sit down here in the 100-degree heat. Nothing says fall like oppressive heat and humidity!
What do we think of the fall television lineup so far, internets? I have asked TiVo to record a number of new offerings, and so far all of them have been god-awful except for that Earl show on NBC, which we watched last night. It was funny! Do yourself a favor and stay the fuck away from the Doogie Howser show, as well as the Chris O’Donnell lawyer show. Both stinky as a diaper full of shrimp. We'll see how Martha fares this evening ... and ... new season of Lost begins.
Who needs BK when you have TiVo!
I kind of liked the Doogie Howser show, mostly for the Jimmy Fallon look-alike...
Posted by: C | Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 03:10 PM
Ummm ... you look hot.
We are 4 years behind in television and are currently in the process of letting netflix catch us up. I am pleased to report that Season 1 of 24 is now complete.
Posted by: Missy | Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:12 AM
You look awesome. Could you also take a profile shot of ye olde bellye? I would like to see the jutting.
Posted by: Twink | Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 11:50 AM